{"id":741,"date":"2014-04-04T13:51:40","date_gmt":"2014-04-04T13:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/18.191.22.100\/?p=741"},"modified":"2021-04-15T15:45:19","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T15:45:19","slug":"jewish-jokes-for-parshas-metzorah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fargate.dev.torahmates.org\/jewish-resources\/jewish-jokes-for-parshas-metzorah\/","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Jokes for Parshas Metzorah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A PONY TALE<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s Torah portion describes the different types of <em>tzaraas<\/em>, leprosy. Tzaraas was a punishment for speaking <em>lashon hara<\/em>, gossip or slander. What was unique about this particular punishment was that the person who spoke the <em>lashon hara<\/em> did not get <em>tzaraas<\/em> right away. First his house was stricken with <em>tzaraas<\/em>. If he did not repent, the <em>tzaraas<\/em> spread to his clothing. If he STILL refused to repent, only then did he develop <em>tzaraas<\/em> on his skin.<\/p>\n<p>What I personally find most interesting is that the house got <em>tzaraas<\/em>, the clothing got <em>tzaraas<\/em>, and the person got <em>tzaraas<\/em>, but the animals did not get <em>tzaraas<\/em>. On that topic, let me talk about a sick animal.<\/p>\n<p>There was once a horse named Charlie. Charlie was overworked and as a result got CHARLIE HORSE. Farmer Joe, who owned the horse, got very nervous and took Charlie straight to DR. SUESS.* Dr. Suess took one look at the horse and smiled. He told Farmer Joe, &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, YOUR HORSE IS IN STABLE CONDITION!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*Sus means horse in Hebrew.<\/p>\n<p>by R&#8217; Yaakov Moskowitz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A PONY TALE This week&#8217;s Torah portion describes the different types of tzaraas, leprosy. Tzaraas was a punishment for speaking lashon hara, gossip or slander. 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