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Purim Jokes and Riddles<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Why is the Shabbos before Purim called Shabbos Zachor<\/a>?
BECAUSE THAT IS THE LAST THING YOU WILL REMEMBER FOR A LONG TIME!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What was Queen Esther’s royal gown made of?
POLY-ESTER<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why do we give out so much tzedaka<\/em> (charity) on Purim?
The Megillah says that this holiday is called Purim because of the PUR, the LOTS<\/a>, that Haman drew. Therefore we give LOTS to the POOR!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What bracha<\/em> (blessing) did the Jews say upon seeing Haman hanging on the gallows?
HA’EITZ!
(Haeitz literally means the tree. The blessing we say on fruits is “borei pri haeitz,” blessing G-d “who creates the fruit of the tree.”)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And one final oldie but goodie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who had the tallest family tree in history?
HAMAN!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

by Yaakov Moskowitz<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Purim Jokes – Meme Style<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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