{"id":315,"date":"2013-10-17T13:28:36","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T13:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/18.191.22.100\/?p=315"},"modified":"2013-10-17T13:28:36","modified_gmt":"2013-10-17T13:28:36","slug":"jewish-jokes-for-parshas-vayeirah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fargate.dev.torahmates.org\/jewish-resources\/jewish-jokes-for-parshas-vayeirah\/","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Jokes for Parshas Vayeirah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this week&#8217;s Torah portion, we are told about Avraham Avinu&#8217;s prayer for the city of Sodom. Besides for this prayer, Avraham Avinu is known for a different prayer: the <em>Shacharis<\/em> or Morning prayer. The most desirable time to begin praying <em>Shacharis<\/em> is with the onset of sunrise, called <em>netz hachama<\/em> or <em>kivasikin.<\/em> This leads to the following joke: What time of day do the NETS play the SUNS? At NETZ HACHAMA!<\/p>\n<p>Another joke about the <em>vasikin<\/em> prayers: TRUE STORY: One morning, I was praying <em>kivasikin<\/em> and something very strange happened. Right after the <em>vasikin<\/em> prayers, somebody made a <em>Bris Milah<\/em>, a circumcision, for his newborn baby. Needless to say, it is very uncommon to do the <em>bris<\/em> so early in the morning. (It was so early that even the baby was sleeping!) I wondered why the father chose to give his baby a <em>bris milah<\/em> so early in the morning. And then it hit me: IT MUST BE THAT THE BABY WAS A PREEMIE!<\/p>\n<p>A few months ago, I passed by a two-story building. The bottom floor was a Dunkin&#8217; Donuts and the top floor was a Bais Hamedrash (study hall.) Do you know what I called the building?<br \/>\nBREAKFAST AND LEARN!<\/p>\n<p>by Rabbi Yankel Moskowitz<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this week&#8217;s Torah portion, we are told about Avraham Avinu&#8217;s prayer for the city of Sodom. 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